Our Top 10 Greatest Drinking Quotes

Here's one of many drinking quotes: "i drink therefore i am". I wonder what R'ene Descarte, "The Father of Modern Philosophy", would say if he heard it... he probably would grab a glass of the finest cognac, and salute to the drunk who had the guts...

There are so many drinking sayings and quotes, from presidents to coal miners, everybody loves to share their "booze thought".

On this collection we chose our Top 10 Greatest Drinking and Bar Quotes of all times...



"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Frank Sinatra [1915 - 1998]



"I drink therefore I am."
WC Fields [1880-1946]

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Rodney Dangerfield [1921-2004]

"Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question."

"Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time."
Catherine Zandonella

"My old man always said: 'the day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun'..."

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway [1899-1961]

"sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink".
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman [1906-1998]

"I drink to make other people interesting."
George Jean Nathan [1882-1958]


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