From Hemingway To Homer Simpson, Everybody Has His Favorite Drinking Quote, Check it Out...
There are so many drinking quotes and sayings, from presidents to coal miners, everybody loves to share their "booze thought".
In our quote collection you will find the funniest and most hilarious drinking and bar quotes on the net.
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“Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.”
Socrates quotes (470 BC - 399 BC)
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns (1896-1996)
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra (1915 - 1998)
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
“The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.”
William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)
“A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts.”
Anonymous
“It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money.”
P.J. O'Rourke
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
Dave Barry
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
“Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.”
Anonymous
“Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?”
Milan Maximovich
“My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?”
Henny Youngman (1906-1998)
“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.”
Richard Braunstein
“Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.”
Homer Simpson
“Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.”
Homer Simpson
“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.”
Homer Simpson
“To alcohol... The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
Homer Simpson
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer”
Frank Zappa (1940-1993)
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
Dean Martin (1917 - 1995)
"Drunk chicks think I'm hot."
Anonymous
"I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking in my car driving ninety."
Richard Pryor
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Humphrey Bogart (1899-1957)
"I am a drinker with writing problems."
Brendan Behan.
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)
"Cocktail party - A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host." (Fred Allen)
